Cuckoo For Yummy Wolf Boys (or Break Me Off a Piece of The Pack)

On 08/30/09, I attended the Twilight Convention 2009 in Parsippany, NJ with my sister, Elizabeth & step-daughter, Sara (Above).  The three-day convention was scheduled for Friday through Sunday.  Of course, since I didn’t plan, the tickets I scored for Friday had one teensy little problem: me and my sis couldn’t get off of work.  Details, details.  So after much freaking out, attempts at reselling (Hello, Craigslist!) and offering the tickets to friends, colleagues and family, I finally got the venue to honor the “non-refundable” tickets for Sunday instead.  Sweet.

Getting to the event was actually easy. 

The day began at 5:30am (when I had told Sara to be ready).  However, I myself didn’t physically leave the house with Eli until about 6:30am (Sorry, Sar).  After we picked her up, it was all business.  With directions in hand, we made our way and luckily, the directions were clear and perfect (Thanks, Mapquest).  We arrived just in time to walk into the main auditorium for the Charity Breakfast. 

The auction itself was for a worthy cause (dispicable cancer) and I felt as though I was kind of a cheater because I wasn’t planning on purchasing anything.  But, I did listen to the public speakers carefully–even though the loud buzz surrounding the guest celebs sort of took the edge off of each testimonial.  While the actors wandered the room, a young woman was attempting to talk distressingly about her battle with the disease while cute boys worked the room…definitely distracting!

We got to meet every actor in close-proximity, though; I was shocked that they each sat down and talked to each table, fielding all sorts of questions and comments.  This was the nicest part of the day because it was so informal and relaxed.  In true I-was-born-under-a-lucky-star form, I had the good fortune of making sure the empty seat for the celebs was right next to Sara so that she could really get her one-on-one time.  It couldn’t have been more perfect.  The downside?  No photographic evidence (except for this one).  Boo and hiss.

We managed to maneuver to a table with two gals from Kentucky and a lovely woman with her two daughters.  They were all friendly and obsessively fanatic which proved to be a plus because it helped inform me on some tidbits that I would have never gotten had they not been there.  The actors were shockingly good-looking, sweet and Disney-nice.  Chaske leaned his foot against Sara’s chair–in repose–and Eli got to shake Kiowa’s hand.  To wit she added, “I’m never going to wash this hand again…except after eating.” LOL!

When the breakfast / auction was over, we went into the ante-room which had all of the sort of fanfare you’d expect to find at any convention: tables filled with memorabilia, photos, trinkets, T-shirts, etc.  We even got to meet the Hillywood gang, a group of teen Twilight impersonators who are just a lovely group.  As hosts of the convention, they also succeeded in reenacting some key Twilight scenes that Twi-hards–like myself–could enjoy.  They did a helluva job and Sara even took some pics with them:

But the best was yet to come…

The first two actors to hit the stage were Justin Chon (Eric Yorkie) and Edi Gathegi (Laurent).  Topics included: James Lipton & Rush Hour impersonations, acting as a profession, and a hilarious impression of a young girl Edi endearingly named, Kelly.  By the end of their Q&A session, I was completely entertained and became a true Edi Gathegi fan.  He was hilarious! 

Another highlight of the convention were the Wolf Pack, which consisted of convention first-timer Kiowa Gordon (Embry), Chaske Spencer (Sam Uley), and Alex Meraz (Paul).  All three were adorable and at one point inspired Sara to new verbal stylings as she yelled, “Yummy Wolf Boys!!!” at the top of her lungs.  I think that’s the most motivated I’ve ever seen her.

 

Overall, Sara got personally autographed photos with some aforementioned Yummy Wolf Boys, Edi Gathegi and Justin Choe (who misspelled her name, but whateverz :p)

The best part was that I instantly became my step-daughter’s hero and female bonds were reinforced so…mission accomplished!

More on Cute Boys

In a past entry, I forgot to mention another one of those things that cute boys do…once again coming from the vault of Robert Pattinson (my latest cougar obsession). 

Not only is he ”sensitive” but the cute boy in question should also be mad talented.  That means, creatively perfect and in some cases a triple-threat.  It can be any variation.  The most common is the singer, dancer, actor.  Although RobPat (as I endearingly call him in my head) is known lately for his acting, he’s also known for his singing talents.  According to IMDB RobPat’s music was leaked by fellow actor, Nikki Reed who plays Rosalie Hale in the Twilight saga.  Of the two songs submitted, only one “Never Think” made it to the final cut.  He did however get to hear his second song, “Let Me Sign” in a screening of the film, much to his reported surprise.

Musicians–especially talented ones–representing a clear indication of creative angst really attract the girls.  So I guess if the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, then the way to a girl’s is through an artist’s scope.  Guaranteed.

Next up: Cute Boys and Uniforms!

Time Travel

Sometimes I wish I could go back in time. Not in a sappy way like this new movie, The Time Traveller’s Wife, but in a cool way like Back to the Future (even if you hate to watch it when it airs on TBS). I’d hop into my flying machine or DeLorean (whatever) and decide to have the time of my life in the 80s, hang out in soda fountains in the 50s, or go naked on lawns in the 60s. Time travel will no doubt jade me about the future because of recession, obsession and lack of pension. So where would I choose to stay? Surely, there’s good and bad in every decade. I mean, the 50s, while a “simpler time” was also wrought with gangs, Mother’s little helper / underground drug use, and violent car crashes thanks to a little game called “chicken”. The 60s were no better with its race riots, assassinations, and political turmoil. The 70s were jam-packed with Serpico-like unrest, bad fashion and disco dives. I guess I’d just stick with the 80s partly because I lived through it and partly because I had a wonderful time. It was time where Worry—that evil creep that came around with the invention of credit cards and Bernie Madoff—didn’t reside. Things were less about war and more about neon. It was a time when Michael Jackson reigned as King of Pop, Pop Rocks ruled, and you didn’t look like a weirdo if you decided to wear Raspberry berets, spandex, mile long scrunched-up tube socks, tutus, leotards or nautical outfits in the middle of Times Square . Anything went as far as fashion. Yes, even shoulder-pads.

Microsoft Get on This:

I was thinking one day…you know, musing as I always do about Microsoft Word fonts and etiquette.  Just then, I had an awesomely devilish idea.  You know how there’s this unwritten rule about how text should never be in all CAPS because it is considered literary yelling?  Well, what if Microsoft designed a text font that would be suitable to use on such occasions?  What if you really wanted to be annoying but Times New Roman or Tahoma just didn’t cut it?  Well, I thought that Microsoft should design something called, “Obnoxious Font”.  That’s right.  It’s a non-verbal way of getting your point across in the most tedious way possible.   Perhaps it would be a series of type that would include already established styles existent in the Word documents today.  Something like: Bold, Italic in size 72 (the largest font in the drop down selection).  But maybe…Microsoft can somehow design a new font and call it Obnoxious Font.  I’m just saying…

Tour of the Century

I am psyching myself up for what promises to be the Tour of the Century for Twilight fans everywhere…TWI TOUR 2009!  Yeah!

First of all, let me begin by stating my recent love affair with all things Twilight.  For those who do not understand the obsession, I refer you to other such phenoms like: Star Trek, Star Wars, and yes, Harry Potter.  Fanaticism is more about the expression of latent psychological needs, wants, desires, and fantasies.  It is about connection and unity.  It is about technology and mutual interests.  When I look at another Twi-fan and scream, “Team Jacob!” at the top of my lungs, there’s a community spirit that I am now a part of.  Now what does a 30-something woman have in common with this series of books to warrant such admiration?  To know the truth, you have to go far back in my history to understand.

I am a movie-buff.  However, when people saw the movie Twilight, they were–to put it mildly–less impressed with the visual representation of the books.  Since I began reading the books AFTER I saw the movie, I agreed with this initial assessment.  I don’t want to say that reading the novels swayed my judgement on the movie as a whole, but in many ways it got me to fully appreciate the nuances in the script, the longing glances, and the slow pace of the film.  There’s a lot going on psychologically to the characters and most of the books reside in internal dialogue that is really, really hard to capture on-screen.  So in that way, the movie was successful.  It brought to life two stunning characters one of which is supposed to be extraordinarily ordinary and the other who is supposed to be supernatural.  My introduction to the series was backward, but when I read them, I understood.  It is a beautiful story albeit disturbing as all relationships can be (at one point or another).  It is also bringing out the hopeless romantic in me!  So I love, love, love the books and am particularly interested in the artsiness of the whole thing.  Hopefully, it turns out great!

As part of my obsession, I’ve uploaded some Twilight sketches I made before and cross-promotion of a very great set of Twilight parody artists: Hindi who’ve created a business out of impersonating Twilight Hilly & Hannah characters.  Watch their stuff on Youtube or follow them on Twitter.  I promise you, they are worth your time.

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Message To My Dad:

At a period when I need you most, you aren’t there. In the stands cheering, not anywhere. I often thought it wasn’t fair. But lately, I’ve noticed, I just don’t care.
You’re phone lines are disconnected. I tried to call. You’re nowhere to be found at all. Four real lucky stiffs get to have you be the Dad you never were for me. But that’s ok. I’ve changed my mind. I need a Dad who’s present, loving, kind… Along life’s path, I picked up snapshots of better Dads that I could find and built one even if only in my head.
To you it’s done, a “job” to you. On this Father’s Day, that statement’s true.

Good Times & Bad

So Carlos is back in the hospital, but it doesn’t matter because I know he’ll be alright and that we’re definitely FOR KEEPS.  What other couple would go through the crap we’ve gone through and come out on the other side seemingly unscathed?  We’re friggin’ AWESOME.  I know for sure that this is love and that I’m all in…despite everything.  Crazy, loving, psycho, exhausting us.  Forever.  That is, until we disconnect only to reconnect in the next life.  Bound.  Edward and Bella, Jacob and Renesmee.  Always.  I never thought I’d be here again.  But it seems that he loves me, warts and all.  I guess that this is what love is.  It is the ability to find that person; seek them out in a crowd even when you’re pissed and going crazy.  Love isn’t pretty at all.  It isn’t like what the storybooks say.  It’s definitely an irrational feeling that connects you to someone even when you feel like you can’t handle any more hurdles.  Truth is, you can.  Truth is, you will.   No matter how you feel, look or sound.  It’s that feeling like you’ll go to the ends of the earth for the person.  And I do.  And I will.  Forever.  For always.  I love you, Carlos.  I’m butt-crazy in love with you.  I just didn’t even know it.  Now, I do.  Surprise, surprise.  And, oh yeah…DUH.

My Latest Obsession

Did I mention my latest obsession with Twilight? The reason I know is that I’m making these:

Now, I’ve joined Twilight.org and am considering a trip to Italy.  Help me from myself, people.  But since I am on the subject, I want to throw some insight on what I think most 30-somethings are getting from the novels.

1. Fantasy - Fans seem to like the idea that Edward’s a vamp and Jacob’s a werewolf.  That’s pretty much the same audience that gravitates to this sort of phenom in the first place.  We like the voluntary suspension of disbelief. 
2. Someone To Watch Over Me – Faith in intangible figures that serve as guardians; protectorates of  humankind interest people.  Whether these have religious affiliations (angels) or non-doctrine ones (aliens), the notion of being cared for by otherworldly beings–that have mysterious gifts and special abilities–is intriguing.
3. Love & Romance – I can attest that I originally hated the Twilight books because I kept thinking that it was way too romance novel-ish for me.  Then lines like these happened:

But I’m not.  There’s something wrong with me.  I don’t have the ability to pass on the gene, apparently, despite my stellar bloodlines.  So I become a freak–the girlie-wolf–good for nothing else.  I’m a genetic dead-end and we both know it.

Tell me that isn’t the most heartbreaking thing you’ve ever read.  Being barren and not wanting to be.  Ugh.  Tortured me to no end.  That’s just to name a few.  I’m sure I’ll come up with more.

What You Already Know

Adam Lambert should’ve totally won American Idol.  I don’t recall his competitor’s full name…Kris somebody?? Anyhow, we’re not going to be sad about this because we all know that Adam couldn’t have won.  Historically, the losers on the program actually turned out to be the winners, remember? Just think: Troy Aiken, Reuben Studdard, Katherine McFee??  All of these folks managed to hit it big thanks to the exposure and plain ole talent.

So don’t cry for Adam, ok?  Tomorrow morning, he’ll have his pick of recording contracts all of which he could turn down to make millions on the Vegas circuit or to build his career on Broadway in the re-re-remake of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (or, maybe Jesus Christ Superstar).  The guy’s got talent and doesn’t look like Susan Boyle.  In truth, maybe Susan should start wearing Adam’s eyeliner to gussy up a bit…Aw, too soon??

Messages From Beyond The Grave

In October, I had opened an email with some orange butterflies in the content.

I know that it was Yvette.

I miss you.