Where The Hell Have I Been?

These days, I’m just not sure.  I’m somewhere between the here and the there.  All I know is that I’m spending a lot of time at home.  Oh, this doesn’t bother me at all.  There’s a benefit to being a hermit.  Here’s a few:

1. I get to sing in the shower and marvel at my American Idolesque level of greatness.  Since I’m my only audience, it’s a BIG ego boost.
2. I get full use of the cable and internet I’m paying for.
3. How else can I catch up to my Twilight gossip?
4. More time to continue writing the novel I’ve been working on for 3 years.
5. My opinions are the only ones that count!
6. Knotty hair, bare feet and underwear are the dress-code.
7. I’m an official tweeterer now.  (Is that even a word?)
8. My target weight gain is almost complete!
9. I’m a more attentive mommy to my dogs.
10. I have online “friends” now, mom! 

hee hee!

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