Covet my footrest

I know that you want to emulate me, but let me just say that you cannot have it this good.
A footrest like no other, bringing less strain to the lower back. A massage footrest. A blessing in these troubled times of flourescent lighting, carpal tunnel syndrome, and stale air. Ah, a formidable little contraption that elevates me to “Diva” status. Yes, it shall be called, “Schmoide” and all day long it will allow me to rest my foot upon it’s weary back. The loving plastic will yield to the touch of my feet. It will be good.

About Lisa Perez

Lisa M. Perez is a published poet, editor, copywriter, public speaker and artist. The co-creator of the first ever ArtSpace in Jersey City, member of IUOMA (International Union of Mail Artists), and administrator for an online Mail Art group, Lisa supports the arts and advocates for creativity. Her successful, Art Journal and "Notes from my Brain" series are ongoing projects that evolve with the artist. In addition to being an active blogger since 2005, Lisa scripts and edits copy for various online articles and videos. In September 2017, she was a guest-speaker and virtually chaired a YOGA Recovery meeting. In her spare time, Lisa studies, reads, and creates while maintaining a day job in a STEM field and being a full-time fur-mommy to her shih-tzu, Cher.
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One Response to Covet my footrest

  1. nprosario says:

    You need more work to keep you occupied. Otherwise we’ll get more of these strange entries…

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