Monthly Archives: December 2005

Resolutions

As we start winding down and rubbing our eyes incredulous at our surviving yea, another year…Those closest to me know that it’s been a doosey. No doubt the following year will bring about another set of accomplishments and disappointments but … Continue reading

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Why Birthdays Suck After Puberty

This year was just as disappointing as the last and the one prior and the one before that. Why? Let’s just say that the magic for birthdays is long gone. There is no mystery, no buildup. You can always tell … Continue reading

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To Santa Claus and Good Doggies

We’ve been good this year, Dear Santa. We’ve placed our stockings on the hearth and kept a warm fire burning. But this year, I have just one wish as I place those Christmas cookies for you on the coffee table. … Continue reading

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¿Y Que?

Okay, okay so there are major changes happening in my life. All. At. Once. That’s right, people. I am being railroaded and tidal-waved these VERY BIG CHANGES. Just as a quick re-cap: Joining the Unemployed Masses. Relocating with my Hobo … Continue reading

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A Letter to Britney

Dear Britney, You know you my girl. We been through some stuff. I know you think K-Fed is the bum-diggity. And he is yo’ baby daddy and all. BUT, I think you should think dis thru. Get a grip on … Continue reading

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Ring My Bell…Ring-aling-Aling

Anyone who remembers this disco classic can relate to the very genius that is bell-ringing. From Santa Claus to Paul Revere, ringing a bell is not only a prestigious call-to-arms but it is also a god-given right, dammit! Why am … Continue reading

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Perfect Perspective

Sometimes it takes just a simple conversation with my sister to gain wonderful insight on the things that are most troubling to me. Eli (aka Julie Winters) just can get me like no one on this planet gets me. In … Continue reading

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