He’s not just a hummer

Now I know I’ve described the gentleman before who enjoys (ugh!)  humming to his heart’s content.  Well, now I’ve discovered some other random annoying talents (if you can call them that). No, it would be too restrictive for this man to have only one skill.  This guy’s an artist!  He cannot be a mere hummer!  He must also excel at such things as “Phrasology” and “Random Outbursts” as well as “desk tapping”!  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this guy DOES IT ALL! He’s a desktop virtuoso!There’s no level to which he wouldn’t stoop, no mountain that he couldn’t climb to reach (that’s right) excellence.  He is an American hero; an icon of the Age of Creativity; a poster-child for amateur underachievers everywhere.  Just watch as he mesmerizes onlookers with the speed and precision of his tapping hands!  How can one’s ability to tap “Bohemian Rhapsody” or Van Halen’s “Jump” be so overlooked? Words like, “mediocre” and “passe” could never apply to such renditions!  But, just sitting near this guy will cause you hours of extended (aggravation) bliss as you realize that the tapping isn’t all he’s about.  No. That’s where the (pain) fun begins!  This guy can say things like: “Heavens to Mergetroid!” or “Good Gosh!”.  His mere presence showers those around him with the (chilling) exciting feeling that they have come in contact with a demi-god. No one can rock harder than a desk “tap” specialist!  Get ready to be shocked and (annoyed) amazed. If he were a performing monkey, he’d deserve a banana.  C’mon.  Give it to ‘im folks!


About Mema

I've been at this blogging thing since 2005, but I don't consider myself a veteran AT ALL. My posts are mostly well-meaning, fun anecdotes with the occasional random thought and a dash of humor for good measure. So sit back, relax, and stay awhile. And if you decide to browse elsewhere, just remember...you're missing out on an opportunity to meet (arguably) THE GREATEST PERSON THAT EVER LIVED. Overstated? Well, why not stick around to find out? Your call, tough guy. Or, gal. Or, martian.
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