He’s not just a hummer

Now I know I’ve described the gentleman before who enjoys (ugh!)  humming to his heart’s content.  Well, now I’ve discovered some other random annoying talents (if you can call them that). No, it would be too restrictive for this man to have only one skill.  This guy’s an artist!  He cannot be a mere hummer!  He must also excel at such things as “Phrasology” and “Random Outbursts” as well as “desk tapping”!  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this guy DOES IT ALL! He’s a desktop virtuoso!There’s no level to which he wouldn’t stoop, no mountain that he couldn’t climb to reach (that’s right) excellence.  He is an American hero; an icon of the Age of Creativity; a poster-child for amateur underachievers everywhere.  Just watch as he mesmerizes onlookers with the speed and precision of his tapping hands!  How can one’s ability to tap “Bohemian Rhapsody” or Van Halen’s “Jump” be so overlooked? Words like, “mediocre” and “passe” could never apply to such renditions!  But, just sitting near this guy will cause you hours of extended (aggravation) bliss as you realize that the tapping isn’t all he’s about.  No. That’s where the (pain) fun begins!  This guy can say things like: “Heavens to Mergetroid!” or “Good Gosh!”.  His mere presence showers those around him with the (chilling) exciting feeling that they have come in contact with a demi-god. No one can rock harder than a desk “tap” specialist!  Get ready to be shocked and (annoyed) amazed. If he were a performing monkey, he’d deserve a banana.  C’mon.  Give it to ‘im folks!

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About Lisa Perez

Lisa M. Perez is a published poet, editor, copywriter, public speaker and artist. The co-creator of the first ever ArtSpace in Jersey City, member of IUOMA (International Union of Mail Artists), and administrator for an online Mail Art group, Lisa supports the arts and advocates for creativity. Her successful, Art Journal and "Notes from my Brain" series are ongoing projects that evolve with the artist. In addition to being an active blogger since 2005, Lisa scripts and edits copy for various online articles and videos. In September 2017, she was a guest-speaker and virtually chaired a YOGA Recovery meeting. In her spare time, Lisa studies, reads, and creates while maintaining a day job in a STEM field and being a full-time fur-mommy to her shih-tzu, Cher.
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