I stepped on the scale this morning and realized that I had re-gained the five pounds I was so happy to have lost during the summer. Plus, I have constant hunger pangs for fatty foods and am craving water more than usual. I think I may perhaps be a seal. That, or a sea lion (which makes sense because I’m a woman and I’m a mammal. And, and…there’s a song out there called Sea Lion Woman sung by Feist.