Maybe I’m a Seal:

I stepped on the scale this morning and realized that I had re-gained the five pounds I was so happy to have lost during the summer.  Plus, I have constant hunger pangs for fatty foods and am craving water more than usual.  I think I may perhaps be a seal. That, or a sea lion (which makes sense because I’m a woman and I’m a mammal.  And, and…there’s a song out there called Sea Lion Woman sung by Feist.


About Mema

I've been at this blogging thing since 2005, but I don't consider myself a veteran AT ALL. My posts are mostly well-meaning, fun anecdotes with the occasional random thought and a dash of humor for good measure. So sit back, relax, and stay awhile. And if you decide to browse elsewhere, just're missing out on an opportunity to meet (arguably) THE GREATEST PERSON THAT EVER LIVED. Overstated? Well, why not stick around to find out? Your call, tough guy. Or, gal. Or, martian.
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